Thursday, August 28, 2008

Brooklynites to Receive BJs

It's no longer just the Swedes destroying Red Hook. According to The Brooklyn Paper, BJ's Wholesale Club is dropping anchor at the old Revere Sugar factory down the street from the crime-ridden IKEA!

First of all, who even has enough space in their apartment for 55-gallon drums of ketchup?


And what's with the name? Couldn't they have come up with a less sexually provocative name? Why not call it GloryWholesale! Perhaps they didn't want to be confused with the popular Cobble Hill hook-up joint Gobble Hole.

IMHO: HilBloeCoc doesn't need BJ's.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think you should rename your blog to "hipster hipster bad bad bad" inasmuch as every post, distilled to its humorless essence, repeats that singular mantra

Anonymous said...

i suspect anonymous is a HIPSTER! you're not welcome here, or in HilBloeCoc

oldballs said...

Gobble Hole? I thought that was just a legend. They certainly don't make glory holes like they used to, folks. Makes me nostalgic for the "glory days"...

Anonymous said...

maybe they'll put a glory hole in at BJ's?

loose stool said...

I still like the corn hole, especially with a cock ring