Wednesday, August 20, 2008

God Begins Destruction of Carroll Gardens

It appears God Himself has taken issue with the rapid gentrification of Carroll Gardens. Early this morning, a local HilBloeCoc brownstone was smitten by His mighty hand.

We've seen this sort of stuff from Him before. Remember Sodom and Gomorrah?

IMHO: If our precious neighborhood continues to tolerate this influx of young hipsters and yogurts, Carroll Gardens will soon have its wine and brownstones replaced by FIRE and BRIMSTONE!


Anonymous said...

i fear god

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Anonymous said...

hahaha this must be a joke, at least the sodom and gomorrah bit. hahahah nice one.