Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Curbed Officially on NIMBY Shitlist




CURBED is officially on notice! The blog today decided to report on the new IKEA buses zooming up and down Carroll Gardens - and in the process denounced its citizens as "cranky". The headline reads:

IKEA BUSES UPSET CRANKY CARROLL GARDENERS & COBBLE HILLERS


How DARE they infer that we Carroll Gardners are cranky! Cantankerous, yes. Testy, sometimes. Touchy, perhaps. Ornery, maybe. Crabby, it's conceivable. Ornery, occasionally. Irritable, periodically. Stubborn, also periodically. Grouchy, you're damn right! But CRANKY??

IMHO: Curbed has gone too far with this slanderous insult. First- a boycott of their "blog". Second - class action suit! Who's with me? (And no Cobble Hillers, you guys really are cranky!!)




3 comments:

kane said...

Curbed is run by hipsters, so there you go.

Anonymous said...

What about people from Boerum Hill?

Anonymous said...

Brooklyn Sucks.