Monday, June 23, 2008
Hoyt Oyster Bar to destroy fabric of society
While everyone has been worried about the noise that the new oyster bar on Hoyt and Union might generate for its neighbors, has nobody considered the moral repercussions? Oysters can change their sex several times throughout their lifetime - they're the trannies of the sea!
Do we want the loose morality and decadence of oysters trashing up our Carroll Gardens streets? Certainly all these newcomer hipsters with their floppy hair will be slurping a few of these slippery gender-benders, but what about our impressionable children?
IMHO: Today, it's an oyster bar. Tomorrow, it's a sexual revolution!
Posted by NIMBY at 9:50 AM