Thursday, June 26, 2008

Waterfalls: WTF?

I don't get it. So it's just water spraying off scaffolding? Gimme a break!

This is New York (muthafuckin') City! We're the biggest, best city in the world - and our waterfalls look like this?

This can't compete with Niagara Falls upstate. And up there, even the Canadians have us beat - their side of the falls is much more kick-ass than the New York side. Maybe New York isn't meant to have decent waterfalls.

IMHO: Olafur Eliasson should've tried a little harder than dangling a garden hose off a ladder. For next year, I propose a series of giant Watter Wiggles in the middle of the East River!


oldballs said...

let me tell ya something. i remember the days when i could buy a loaf of bread for less than a dollar, and have it FOR MY DINNER! no fancy hipster food, and certainly no damn WATERFALLS! this is worse than those ugly orange things in central park a few years back. at least those were in manhattan.

mod squad said...

where are all the eco twrips whining about the fossils fuels needed to run these pieces of shit.